DannyPlops

I’m Danny, and these are my Plops. I will start with three series and may create more in the future. The three original series are the following:

• DannyPlops: Opinion pieces which make up the majority of the posts. I am not a trained writer, but I will do my best to amuse and inform. Please submit any suggestions for topics, and I will be happy to opine.
• DannySnarfs: Restaurant reviews. My main rule is to only review restaurants that are new to me since the introduction of the blog. It seems more honorable that way. I will also review food I eat at farmers markets, food festivals, and stadiums.
• DannyMakes: Cooking. I post about what I cook an how I made it. I may add recipes, but not initially. There are enough food blogs and recipe websites out there. So I will keep these short with a few pictures to possibly inspire your next meal.

I’m confused. Is DannyPlops the name of the blog, or is it one of the series within the blog?

Listen wise-ass, I bought the domain name and started building the site before I decided to add the food series. If you can’t wrap your bird brain around the fact that DannyPlops is both the overarching blog name and a series therein, please don’t continue reading. If it bothers you that much, then either buy me another domain name or make your own blog with your perfect little naming convention.

Fine, name it whatever you want. It’s not like people with actually read it. But will the Plops at least have a common theme?

No. Themes are for parties, and parties are for children. I write about whatever comes to mind and whatever is suggested. I will shill for whatever company, celebrity, or politician wants to pay me. I will air dirty laundry, name-drop, rat, and dox for clicks. Each plop will have its own theme or thesis, but do not expect a common theme.

But wouldn’t a common Plop theme help create a site identity and build a loyal audience?

Funny, I don’t remember asking for your marketing input. If you want a common theme, make your own shitty blog. All I can tell you is that this shitty blog is my creation, and I’ll do what I want with it.

What series can we expect in the future?

Finally, a good question. If enough readers write in, I could start an advice column. Or I could branch out into movie reviews, news, sports, or technology.

I don’t have enough free time for all of the blogs, podcasts, books, and shows I already consume. Why should I waste my time with yours? Are you offering anything new or different?

There are more tactful ways of asking that, but ultimately I am not here to waste your time. There is already too much media content out there to keep up with. Be honest, most of it is complete dogshit, but you can’t help yourself. So out of respect for you I will keep the posts reasonably short. If you can spare a few minutes between watching underage girls twerk on TikTok and scrolling through Insta thotties, I would be grateful.

Okay, I’m sold. Where do I subscribe?

Thank you for feigning interest. Please subscribe below. Or at least periodically check the site. Questions and comments are always appreciated.