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Pretentious Indian fusion succeeds, but doesn’t shine, on PGA.
How a fitness journey became an unending fitness nightmare.
For the Mediterranean diet you’ll drop in two weeks.
Just say the words, and we can make this work.
And Gabby Petito will die on this hill.
You were too scared to tell your closest friends, so let’s out you on national TV.
Everyone fucks a baby, but it’s okay because she has tits and says goofy things.
With two late-2023 left jabs landing, the right uppercut will come in under a year for the knockout.
Your right to fun ends where my inconvenience begins.
Oversalted and overpriced in Naples.
If being a Soyboy is gay, I don’t wanna be straight.
Emergency book review of Leave the World Behind (bonus alternate recommendation)
The perfect meal to impress the date I didn’t have.
I made stinky, and I need you.
Strip mall pho near the Stuart beach.
Imagine still ordering Domino’s in this day and age.
Upscale food court in downtown Miami
Cuz I’m Mr. Rightside.
Couples counselors hate this! Use this one simple trick to evaluate your relationship.
Modern world leader starting lineup.
Dim sum, duck, and chow fun in the heart of a Miami strip mall.
Eat breakfast for dinner and pretend it’s healthy.
Breakfast, lunch, and coffee in the heart of Montauk.
In Minecraft allegedly.
I appropriated Nonna culture, and you can too.
Mexican fast casual in Society Hill
How one’s small mistake can define another’s life
I make and discuss a traditional Jewish holiday food.
Mediterranean reasturant in Jupiter’s Harbourside Place. Read about their whipped feta, stuffed grape leaves, and chicken kebab platter.
What we can learn about creation, beauty, and impermanence