Tag: Politics

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  If Elected, the State of California Will Be Given to Hot People

  Burn in hell, you sexy beasts.

  May 7, 2025
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  Generative AI and the Introduction of Ethical BlackmAil™

  Molecularly indistinguishable from pasture-raised kompromat, now without the moral ambiguity of kid-fucking

  December 31, 2024
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  The Three Simplest Words

  Just say the words, and we can make this work.

  January 17, 2024
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  Conspiracy Time: The FBI Wrote and Planted Brian Laundrie’s Confession

  And Gabby Petito will die on this hill.

  January 16, 2024
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  The Craziest Show I’ve Ever Seen

  You were too scared to tell your closest friends, so let’s out you on national TV.

  January 5, 2024
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  2024 and the Death of Comedy

  With two late-2023 left jabs landing, the right uppercut will come in under a year for the knockout.

  December 20, 2023
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  The Unshakable Burden of Expertise

  Cuz I’m Mr. Rightside.

  November 1, 2023
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  My Starting Five

  Modern world leader starting lineup.

  October 11, 2023