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They/Them/Theirapy™
Our nonbinary Theirapists™ are here to solve all your imaginary problems.
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Are Any of You Ungrateful Fucks Going to Thank the Pool DJ?
My Spotify Free doesn’t pay for itself.
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If Elected, the State of California Will Be Given to Hot People
Burn in hell, you sexy beasts.
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Generative AI and the Introduction of Ethical BlackmAil™
Molecularly indistinguishable from pasture-raised kompromat, now without the moral ambiguity of kid-fucking
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Help! I’m Trapped in Men’s Health!
How a fitness journey became an unending fitness nightmare.
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The Three Simplest Words
Just say the words, and we can make this work.
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Conspiracy Time: The FBI Wrote and Planted Brian Laundrie’s Confession
And Gabby Petito will die on this hill.
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The Craziest Show I’ve Ever Seen
You were too scared to tell your closest friends, so let’s out you on national TV.
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Poor Audience
Everyone fucks a baby, but it’s okay because she has tits and says goofy things.
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2024 and the Death of Comedy
With two late-2023 left jabs landing, the right uppercut will come in under a year for the knockout.
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